Remember when spongebob committed murder, and bubble buddy just stood there and watched
ok first of all if u ever propose to me using the fault in our stars i will literally punch u in the throat and sell the ring
the center of the ring tho
Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget
they called cornrows not “corn rolls” thanks for trying tho cracker
We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?
Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting
i want to cry
He tried so hard. And got so far. But in the end. It doesn’t even matter.
SO I CAN LIVE OFF MASHED POTATOES
IS THAT WHAT YOU’RE SAYING
this was a large study spanning many years and is sometimes known as ireland
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”
How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.
Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.
Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.
A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day
he knows he’s gonna do such a good job
You had me at not crushing my boobs.
i would probably just end up like
and that can’t be healthy
Ah, finally a convenient place for me to swipe off my crumbs after a midnight snack.